Backtest reports and bot health checks — Phone Bot Lab

3 founding slots: a Basic backtest report for £29

I'm opening this service with three discounted reports. You get the full Basic scope below for £29 instead of £49. In return, I ask for honest written feedback on the process: what was clear, what wasn't, and whether the report was useful. That feedback stays private and is used only to improve the service. You don't have to leave a public review, and the discount doesn't depend on one. If you ever choose to, it will be clearly labelled as from a discounted founding customer.

Founding slots left: 3. They're first come, first served, and I'll take them down once they're gone.

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Backtest reports

I code your rules on my own tested backtesting engine and run them on public exchange candles. The cost model covers trading fees, slippage and network fees. You get the full trade list and a plain-English PDF that puts the results next to simply holding.

Basic

£49

One written rule set, one pair
One year of public exchange candles
Cost model: fees, slippage, network fee
Full trade list (CSV)
3–4 page PDF, compared against buy-and-hold

Order Basic

Standard

£99

Everything in Basic, plus:
Train/test split (out-of-sample check)
Cost sensitivity: costs ×0.5, ×1 and ×2
Results by calendar year
Up to 3 years of data

Order Standard

Deep

£149

Everything in Standard, plus:
Robustness to neighbouring parameters
Random-timing permutation test
Red-flags checklist (overfitting, look-ahead, survivorship)
One round of written follow-up questions

Order Deep

What's in scope

Rules in plain English, or code with no keys in it
Spot only, long or flat (in the market or out of it)
Rules based on candles (any candle size), on pairs with public exchange data

What isn't

Leverage, futures, shorting or options
High-frequency or order-book strategies
Advice on what to trade, or whether to run anything live. The report assesses method and costs only.

Bot health checks

A review of your redacted bot code against the checklist I use for my own phone-hosted bot. It covers whether the bot is safe to leave running and how it fails when something goes wrong.

Quick

£79

Redacted code, up to about 800 lines
Secret handling (how keys are loaded, stored and logged)
Dry-run default and kill-switch
Restarts, locking (no double instances) and logging
Error handling and failure modes
Checklist report with a prioritised fix list

Order Quick

Full

£149

Everything in Quick, plus a fee-leak review of an exported trade-log CSV:
Cost per trade
Trades whose gain was eaten by fees
A cost-by-trade-size table

Order Full

Redaction checklist: read this before sending anything

Never send private keys, seed phrases, API keys or .env files. We never need them, and we will never ask for them.

No private keys, seed or recovery phrases, or mnemonics
No exchange API keys or secrets, passwords or tokens
No .env files, and no config files with secrets in them

Replace every key, token and wallet address with REDACTED
Delete .env, node_modules / virtual environments, and any logs that might contain secrets
Before zipping, search your files for: key, secret, seed, mnemonic, password, token, PRIVATE, and long hex strings
For trade logs, export a CSV with time, side, price, size and fee, and remove account IDs and addresses

If a live secret turns up anyway, I stop work, tell you to rotate it straight away (treat it as compromised) and delete your upload. I then carry on once you've sent a clean copy.

How ordering works

Email the intake questions. Each Order button opens an email to klevertrading2026@gmail.com with the questions filled in. Don't attach files yet.
Scope check within 24 hours. I'll reply to confirm what's in scope, the price, and how to send your rules or redacted files. If it doesn't fit the scope, I'll say so and you pay nothing.
Pay. Once you're happy with the scope, I'll send you a secure payment link.
Delivery within 5 working days. Your PDF (and the trade list or fix list) arrives within 5 working days of payment and receiving your files. I check every report by hand before it's sent.

Questions first? Email me.

The terms, in plain English

Education and software only. These reports analyse a method's costs and behaviour on historical data. They are not financial advice, not a recommendation to buy, sell or hold anything, and not a suggestion to run any strategy live.
No guarantees. Backtested results are hypothetical and not a reliable indicator of future results. A health check reduces risk; it can't promise your bot has no bugs or can't lose money.
Refund if I can't deliver the scope. If I can't deliver what we agreed, you get a full refund. If it's out of scope, you'll know before you pay.
Turnaround is 5 working days from payment and receiving your files. If I'm going to miss it, I'll tell you and you can choose a full refund.
Your code stays yours. I use it only to do your report and delete uploads 30 days after delivery. I'll only publish an anonymised write-up if you say yes in writing.
I never handle keys, wallets or money for you, and I never trade on your behalf.

The full terms and privacy notice cover cancellation rights and how your data is handled.

Educational content and software only. Not financial advice or a recommendation to buy, sell or hold any cryptoasset. Backtested results are hypothetical and not a reliable indicator of future results. Cryptoassets are high risk; you can lose all the money you put in. Not affiliated with Klever, bitcoin.me or any exchange.